I don't understand it.
They know my most favorite food in the world is turkey. I have also been on this planet long enough to know that turkey, like my birthday, only comes around once a year.
The British One and Softie keep making comments behind my back. They think I can't hear them, and that I don't understand what they are saying.
They make references to cold turkey.
I wish I had some turkey right now. I think it would make my head feel a little better. I might have overdone it a little on the COSMIC CATNIP over the weekend.