I wasn't "cowering" on the back of the sofa last night, regardless of what Softie and the British One thought.
I was counting the beggars. Yes, that is what I was doing.
There were over 400! I think the most popular costumes were witches and fairies for the girls, and Batman and Spiderman for the boys, although there were several firemen, policemen, cowboys, footballers and Darth Vaders as well.
I only counted two tiny humans dressed as cats.
Why is this, I wonder? I think it is the best thing in the world to be a cat!